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Love him or hate him, Justin Ross Lee is hilarious and has recently has accepted the position of “Editor At Large” for Track Entertainment Website, Clubplanet.com. A column coming from a guy who is banned from dozens of places, including Avenue and Bridgehampton Polo, is bound to be invasive to say the least. But I was not ready for JEWced w/ JRL: Calling Out One Asshole At A Time.
His first piece entitled: The Do’s and Don’ts of Coming Correct, is a hilarious look at key strategies to getting beyond the velvet rope. Key sentences include:
- Just because you had a WuTang-themed Bar Mitzvah doesn’t mean you’d be welcome at the Apollo Theater;
- Aalex Julian (of Tenjune and the Mr. Clean Products) will have you “bent over” eating Kibble; and
- If one of your “gallop girls” still drinks like she’s pledging SDT at Hofstra, send the slop back to Syosset.
This sh!t is funny. When asked what will make his column so interesting to read Justin said “no one in the business can afford to speak as candidly and without conflicts of interest. My ‘outside industry-insider perspective’ is what will make this subjective column offensively truthful and edgy.”
This should be really good.
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Justin IS the personification of a maxed out credit card- Sharp on the edges but with absolutely nothing to back it up. His hollow , vapid existence is a guise which masks what a lazy, manipulative baby he really is, take it from me, I dated him for several months.
This guy is a complete loser
Justin is VERY rich – which is why he behaves this way. He grew up with money, a golden spoon, caviar, the finest clothes, imported cheeses, etc.
I went to day school with him and he used to come to lunch with a martinellis sparkling cider, imported caviars, and the finest smoked turkeys on artisan rolls for lunch. Sometimes he would even bring gruyere cheese sticks, instead of the common PollyO cheese sticks that other kids would bring. He always has been wealthy, thats how he affords his 11 thousand dollar custom tailored suits and owns an estate in East Hampton with golf course grass.
Justin owns nothing, his family has a home in the hamptons and its up for sale now anyway, they cant afford to keep it anymore
The guy who doormen want to keep out of clubs is telling us how to get in? The article should be entitled, “do exactly what i don’t do”. he should be inflating balloon animals outside of clubs and selling roses like the rest of the degenerates who stand outside nightclubs wearing clown suits
Funny? I suppose if you enjoy reading verbal diarrhea created exclusively by using Microsoft word thesaurus ( a great tool for people who like to appear verbose) .
to “Very Rich”
get real pal. Day School? You broke fuck. First off. Rich people dont fly commercial and have not been doing so since the late 1970s. Take it from me, the guy is nothing more than a facade that has been clawing for minute number 16 since September.
And for the record, he has spent the past five years kissing my ass along with my friends, whom are of some nobility, only to get rejected because he represents the trash that is what you all are.
please do me a favor and get AIDS. ASAP
that was short lived! Looks like clubplanet put an end to JRL or he was just too lazy to update this week?
JRL loves taughting he has a Hamptons Mansion on the beach with ocean views, but a simple Google Earth / Satellite search of his parents house will reveal his $800K estate to be dead center in Long Island, in the middle of a deserted appearing Business Park-never-turned-neighborhood (as far from water as POSSIBLE in the Hamptons). As for him being an heir? Any background check (ie. Intelius, People Search, Family Tree, etc) of his dad Larry Lee will reveal PUBLIC information detailing the families multiple (as in >50) lost lawsuits and bankruptcy filings. Hey, its all Public Domain Info. You just gotta Google deep enough. Just educating the uninformed about whats available in the public domain, which is the ONLY way to gather info. Spreading false rumors=wrong. Doing completely legal and public domain searches=good journalistic integrity. Who knew that JRL actually dated a shiksa with an actual brain once in his life. 1 in a million are some tough odds.
But alas, I do miss his dad’s credit card. It did allow for a FEW bareable nights out. xoxoxo muah!
fuk off “scored ex” ur a fuckin idiot!! sounds like u got ur heartboken- DEAL WITH IT!