LuAnn Signs Copies Of Class With The Countess, Bethenny Steals The Show

Yesterday Countess LuAnn de Lesseps signed copies of her book Class With The Countess: How To Live With Elegance And Flair at Borders. Bethenny Frankel, Jill Zarin and hell even Bobby Zarin were in attendance to show their support. The Countess’ daughter didn’t show up, but the nanny, Rosanna Cristobal, was there to watch Noel. As you’ve seen from the show, LuAnn knows zip about parenting.

Kind of like Simon van Kempen and Alex McCord who were nowhere to be found. And where was LuAnn’s BFF Kelly Killoren-Bensiom? And did no one invite Ramona Singer? I feel like this episode is going to be a good one when it finally hits the air.

And now we will play a game I like to call “Caption Me.”

The three housewives who can fake it long enough for a photo op

Buy my book or I will be off TRHoNYC next season because I won’t have a house

How to fake elegance and grace when your husband leaves you for a younger woman

This event may not be for my book, but I’m still going to sign copies of Naturally Thin

I will never give back the jewelry. Do you SEE this ring?

Why does LuAnn get a book? And where is mine?