Rachel Uchitel Gets Her @$$ Handed To Her By The National Enquirer1 comment

Damn. They didn't even use a glam shot of the poor girl!

I touched on it in today’s Rise and Gossip, did you peep the new feature, but this story needed it’s own post after I saw her National Enquirer article.

Going on dates with celebrities so you can cross it off your bucket list is one thing, I’ve done it once, or a dozen times. But dating married men, on a REGULAR basis? Well now you’re just a homewrecker.

Some key quotes below (along with my fabulous commentary):

One close friend of Rachel’s – Ashley Samson — told The ENQUIRER: “Rachel told me, ‘I’m having an affair with Tiger Woods. We’re in love!’”

I wonder if Rachel is still friends with this Ashley girl. She sold you to the ENQUIRER!!! Not even to Us Weekly!!!

And while Rachel emphatically says she’s no home wrecker, she recently had a disastrous affair with David Boreanaz, the star of Bones. The affair even continued while his wife was pregnant and was reported exclusively by Star magazine.

Umm please tell me this was while David was on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and still relevant?

So despite Rachel’s protestations, the ENQUIRER amassed plenty of evidence for its story and is now releasing part of it.

Girl why are you protesting? You obviously wanted to be famous so run with it! Get yourself a book deal!

I mean I hope it was worth it. She didn’t even pick a good sport like football or basketball.  Who wants to go to golf matches? Sigh.

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