OMFG: Gossip Girl Returns March 8 And I’ve Got New Episode Scoops!0 comments

March 8th may seem like forever away but, well it is. The CW is making us wait TWO WHOLE months before the season resumes. I went stalking internet sites for JUICY JUICY info on the new episodes, but first let’s recap what’s been going on:

• Dorota is pregnant not Eleanor Why am I so excited about this? When is Dorota’s wedding?
• Nate punched Trip out cold after he got into a car accident with Serena and left her for dead I liked Trip until I found out he was a little b*tch. So sad. Nate on the other hand is becoming more of a manly man and getting sexier by the episode
• Dan finally told Vanessa he loves her. These two are SOOOOO BORING!!!!!
• Blair helps Chuck get over his daddy issues. These two make me cry. I swear I shed a tear during the hospital scene.
• Chuck sees his mother at his father’s grave. Why he didn’t run after her is beyond me.
• Rufus leaves Lily. Oh goodness. WHAT did that letter say? And where is he going? Back to Brooklyn? That’s why you never give up your old apartment (ahem Carrie in SATC.)
• Maureen knows Lily’s secret. Both of these women are such LOOOOOSERS. But I want to see what Maureen has up her sleeve.
• Oh and Jenny is a drug dealer. She just gets more outrageous by the episode. I see a fierce wardrobe in her future.

Now for the good stuff

Word on the street is

• Chuck will be accused of sexual harassment [EW] What? Who dare accuse my man of such activities? His attempted rapist days are so season one.
• Chuck’s back-from-the-dead-mother has something to do with Serena’s-missing-in-action father [EW] I totally saw this one coming. Lily is going to have a HUGE roll in this storyline. I bet you that’s what she was doing something regarding Chuck’s mother when she was with Serena’s father. Get ready for the biological parent BOOM! My money is on that woman not REALLY being Chuck’s mother.
• Chuck Bass’ evil Uncle Jack will return [GGI] You know he’s going to bring some SHOCKING news about Chuck’s mom with him. Probably that that woman is an imposter. He’s totally bursting everyone’s bubble. I can’t wait!
• A character, not Blair, gets pregnant [GGI] Could it be Georgina or Vanessa? I hope it’s not Serena because she is an idiot.

Let’s check out the upcoming episode titles and see if we can make sense of the madness:

• Season 3, Episode 13: Jenny, Full of Grace
  • Jenny takes it up a notch. I’ve also heard that Serene and Nate get together and Jenny tries to steal him. Maybe by pretending she’s pregnant? Or by actually being pregnant? Or could Jenny be pregnant by the drug dealer and try to pass it off as Nate’s saving her ass and getting him back?
• Season 3, Episode 14: The Lady Vanished
  • Obviously about Chuck’s mom. But something tells me there is more to her reappearance than we know. Lily just HAPPENED to tell Chuck to go visit his father’s grave? Chuck and “his mom” just HAPPENED to be there at the same time? What is going on and why didn’t Chuck run after her?
• Season 3, Episode 15: The Sixteen Year Old Virgin
  • Maybe we find out Jenny isn’t pregnant, she’s still a virgin? Maybe Eric and Jonathan get back together and get it on? Is the CW pushing the gay envelope? There are only two Sixteen year olds on this show, so it’s got to be one of them. My bet’s on Jonathan.
• Season 3, Episode 16: The Empire Strikes Jack
  • Chuck’s Uncle Jack returns and blows away everything we thought we knew in Episode 14. This is going to be EPIC.

 March 8th can’t come soon enough!

[Photo courtesy of GGI]

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