Lyrics To The Chainsmokers’ “Schwartz’s Cat”0 comments

I know you want the lyrics to this AMAZING song. Here they are.

(spoken) Before we do this, let’s get a tune-up. (Insert Auto-Tune)

It’s a Thursday and I know
You want to gooo out.
We’ll cop some bottles
After dinner at Taooo
I’ll add some wetness during your time of drought.
Sound good? Just see the night I planned out

You say you want tables?
You know I’ll get them
Hang with celebs like Jon Stamos?
You know I’ll pet him.
My bed is called the love lair
But let’s be honest
It’s covered with furballs and white hair.
Just let me explain
(Chorus)
Girl let me tell you
Baby let me tell you
There’s something much bigger than cashand hos in my life
Girl let me tell you
Baby let me tell you
Got a fine feline
So fluffy, and I like to call it

Schwatrz’s Cat
(meow)
Schwartz’s Cat
(meow)
Oh it has a PhD in companionship

Schwatrz’s Cat
(meow)
Schwartz’s Cat
(meow)
It’s just like me. Lives days just to get that pay…

(Telephone rings) In a normal voice over the beat
Yeah baby what’s up this is Schwartz… 4 guys and 5 girls, how they look? That’s gonna be a 20 bottle minimum, gotta make that cheddar

(Verse 2, sung)

I got that house in the South Hampton Bay
Liter goose bottles is how my LI homis play
Wass at my door, you ain’t getting’ in no way
Some people call me J Money, and I know that it’s OK.

Plus 2 on the guest list,
You know i got you
Berrie’s spinning fire,
My cat likes him too

Birthdays and Special engagements
I’m all ‘bout it
I may live in Murray Hill
But don’t you worry ‘bout it

(Chorus)
Girl let me tell you
Baby let me tell you
There’s something much bigger than cash and hos in my life
Girl let me tell you
Baby let me tell you
Got a fine feline
So fluffy, and I like to call it

Schwatrz’s Cat
(meow)
Schwartz’s Cat
(meow)
Oh it has a PhD in companionship

Schwatrz’s Cat
(meow)
Schwartz’s Cat
(meow)
It’s just like me. Lives days just to get that pay…

Third Verse (Rap)
J Schwartz going out tonight,
What the hell should I conspire?
Strategic Cap, Dress Shirt, Bling watch
And three to four dick riders
We’re ballin’ at Avenue,
You’d be a chump not to stay
When my boys in the corner, and center tables
Are all spending 90K
Why these hos hit me on bbm
Can’t they get a clue?
I send they ass to Marquee,
Shorty’s too boot for Avenue.
Haters look at me with envious spite
I already gave out 346 high fives tonight (I’m popular)
What up Leo? Lebron? Gaga? Jay-Z and B?
It’s another night with J Money Schwartz and OG gangsta Noah T.
Got a full head of hair underneath my Yankee hat
You said you were allergic? My cat and I can’t go for that. (meow)
But tonight I’m leaving alone
Don’t care if bitches want to bone.
So I nod to the waitress,
And have a final glass of aged white wine.
Peace out with a grin
Because I know it’s gato blanco time.

Then the ride out….

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