Nightlife

You start your Sunday Funday off at Cipriani Downtown with Derek and Daniel Koch and end it at Goldbar with, well everyone. But where should you go between the two when taking a nap is not an option?

It’s true. Some people get bored and watch the things they have queued up on Tivo or Netflix. I get bored and start looking up random things on Wikipedia.

I learned what sport Scott Sartiano played in college, what someone thinks about Aalex Julian, what Jason Strauss does in his free time and much more. Behold: five useless pieces of information you never wanted to know.

I can’t. Just when I thought I’d never talk about the Jersey Shore cast again, I came across the funniest Wikipedia entry.

I’ll admit that 30% of the time I’m 100% wrong, but at least I know my clubbing districts.

Fail of the day goes to AM New York. It’s early so maybe Noah Tepperberg will throw another fit and take that trophy away, but for right now they’re taking the cake.

Peep this line from their story.

People like to talk smack about Lindsay Luv. Say what you want but the girl works hard and she has got “it.” She also just landed the most EPIC gig I have ever heard of. Peep the invite to this:

I’m tired of people saying they own the new Beatrice Inn and I’m not even Paul Sevigny. The latest person to utter  such blasphemies: Luis Miguel, owner of some place named Janis.

After being featured at number 8 on Justin Ross Lee’s list of Top 10 Most Hated People In Nightlife, Noah Tepperberg called up Track Entertainment and threw the biggest fit… ever.

Let me say in the first room I really dig the space, the decor is badass and I can’t wait for the roof to open once it gets warmer. The wings in the second room are ridiculous and I adore all that purple.

Let me also say that Mike Satsky and Brian Gefter were very nice and I really really liked Stereo.

A picture is worth more witty commentary than I could ever provide.

Say what you want about Alex and Rhett of the Chainsmokers, the boys through a good party. Tonight. Boys vs. Girls Flip Cup at CV.