JRL Strikes Again With Doorman Superlatives0 comments

Last week we posted that Justin Ross Lee was off to work at Clubplanet and would be giving us JEWced w/ JRL: Calling Out One Asshole At A Time. Love him or hate him, the guy is hilarious. He’s no one-hit wonder and has delivered another barrel of laughs with his post entitled: NYC Doorman Superlatives. He takes on thirteen doormen, puts them each into a box and for the most part hits the nail right on the head.  Some highlights from the piece include:

• if real estate at Tenjune were on the market, it’d be advertised as, “two-and-a-half glory hole stalls with a tramp-stamp view and loose plumbing.”
• This guy can work a door about as well I can work a Church. The difference: I’d at least pull some donations.
• this passive prick is about as useful as a live cock at Rosie O’Donnell’s house

Hilarious.

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