I said it once and I’ll say it again, SL is the sh!t. The music is amazing, the room is sick and the crowd is hot, Hot and HOT some more. I only have one itsy bitsy problem:
There are too many hot people in Manhattan. That’s right you heard me. I swear every hot person on the island was at SL last night because it was PACKED wall to wall with beautiful people.
I mean I’m sure there are worse problems to have than standing so close to a gorgeous model that you’re practically kissing, but I couldn’t even put my drink to my lips it was so crowded.
Any place that keeps me from drinking my champagne gets a big sad face.
Let’s try to work on that guys. Other than that, awesome job.
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Indeed, best venue in the city right now I’d say.
I’ve yet to check out SL but have heard only great things. Isn’t Aalex Julian heading up the Head Door /Head Host’s position here? Please tell me SL has a “NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO JUSTIN ROSS LEE, NO SERVICE” Policy and if Aalex is working there, he is keeping out all large schnoz, jew-jetting, in-the-closet, celebrity-wanna-be’s (or should I say, celebrity-wanna-Lee’s) according to policy. I think all of NYC’s finer clubs should enact this policy!!! There are few things in this world that can turn something so amazing, so beautiful, into something so nauseating, so quickly, than running into/spotting a glance at/or hearing but a single word, nasally uttered through the basketball-sized nostrils of Justin Ross Lee. As someone who knows JRL better than 99.9% of the general public at large, having been a longtime confidant of his, it would just thrill me to get in touch with Aalex and share some JRL trivia over lunch, that I think he would LOVE to have (not only knowledge of, but also in his pocket/on his cellphone/and at hand, anytime at his command, to thwart down JRL at any given moment and make him feel like the fake, prentetious, loser that he really is, and that he’s got everybody fooled that he isn’t). If anyone knows Aalex, have him get in touch with me at scornedexofjrl@yahoo.com. I’d love to even chit chat by email. And don’t worry, I’ll figure out who the real Aalex is if he replys (or if JRL try’s posing as him). AALEX HONEY…IF YOU’RE OUT THERE, DROP ME A LINE AND SAY HI! MUAH! -The Scorned Ex.