No longer will people be schlepping through the streets. They’re going to be skipping right into traffic on 14th. I personally think all of these place are discriminating against diabetics, but that’s just my opinion.
And how do the drug dealers feel? This is the one crystal they never thought to buy in bulk. And how happy are Manhattan dentists? And plastic surgeons? Did you know sugar causes wrinkles?
Oh the evolution of the cocktail. People said Manhattan nightlife was getting boring, but I don’t think this was the pick-me-up they expected.